rlmjob:

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

(via crystallized-teardrops)

cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image

(Source: 911official, via relahvant)

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings, via crystallized-teardrops)

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

(Source: stability, via relahvant)

Straight guys who do the duck face… Can you just not?

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via seedy)

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via seedy)

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

(Source: mockingjaypart1, via noxiously)